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RE: The Xiaolin Chronicles


Rosie walked out of the random gym thing that was conviently there and stumbled over to Clay. Her head ached with hangover. Clearing her throat, she shouted.


"ASSIGHT, MAGGOTS! I'm your football coach and stuff! We're here to win as the mighty Green and Gold RABID PANDAS, and DAMMIT, we will WIN! ....or not, I get paid either way."



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clay jumpped up and yeld a battle cry he was stuck  in the moment.

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"Dude...shut up, I wasn't done talking." Rosie said, raising an eyebrow at Clay.


"Anyway, we're gonna pick positions and crap. I ont really know how to play football, in all honesty I hate the sport, so just...uh...go out on the feild and...uh..I dunno. Scream and run around and hit things and stuff."



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clay sat down quicklt , but heis attention was quickly averted to a pandasuite standing infront of him."what the?" he jumped.


(finally im entering Jack)



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Rosie eyed the panda suit. Ah....a giant panda standing in the football field. Chalking it up to the vast amount of illegal drugs she had taken earlier, she shrugged it off and passed out on the football feild.


Meanwhile, Raimundo had made his way to the feild in his new cheerleader unifoooorm :D



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clay watched as the panda pulled off its own head revealing a pale redhead under neath."****, drunkass bitch."he said looking at the woman.



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Rosie mumbled somthing in her sleep about Freakzoid untsmen yaoi before evaprating conviently out of the plot.


Raimundo smoothed his skirt before twirling slightly; a breeze causing him to put on a small show of his perfectly tan (and mysteriously hairless) thighs. He giggled and scanned the football feild. His eyes perked open when he saw a familiar looking figure sitting on the football bench.



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the red head turned his attention to the football players, taking the coaches whistle ,blowing it he yelled."All freshmen players report to me!"


(hes taking over the coaches drunkass, im making him a little more gothlike and more responseable)



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(Fine with me I'm a sh*tty coach anyway XD)


Raimundo daintily mad his way near the football players to get a better look. Cheerleading practice didn't start for a few more minutes, so he thought he'd get a better look at the beefcicle who he had conversed with eariler.



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be a sweet dumpling dear and take over clay for just a moment im horrible at self conversations :)

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Sure thing suga pie.


Clay stood up and walked awkardly over to Jack. Blinking, he waited for further instruction.



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jack looked at clay "what position are you trying out for?"

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Clay thought a moment.


"Quarterback," he said.



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jack pulled out a clipboard fliping threw some papers,"name?"

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"Clayton Bailey," he replied, trying to sound impressive.


Raimundo continued to watch from a short distance, giggling at te blonde's antics.



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jack read the papers a little more, before looking up "well, your tall enough, have you ever played?"

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"Uh...well, no." he admited. "But I can wrassle pigs pretty durn good." he said hopefully.

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jack scrunched his nose"okay thanks for that info, um if i asimbale(sp?)a team can you play?

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"Sure as a jack rabbit can bla blah insert metaphore rosie is too lazy to think of here!" Clay said excitedly.



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jack got a group together and watched clay play,(convenintly saving you form having to right the whole game out)as clay returned he said" well, ill have to tell you baily, you played a good game"



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Clay smiled like the country bumpkin he was at the compliment.


Raimundo, also finished with practie, thought this was the ample opputunity to get into a conversation with the cowboy. Skipping towards Clay, he offered him a towel and a GatorAide.


(your turn to be Clay xD)



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okay thanx for taking over)


"you got the position"jack said marking something on the paper.


clay was so excited he could just sh*t,but that passed when he felt a pair of eyes on him,when he turned he came face to face with a towel and a gator-aid.



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"Heeeey there!" Raimundo said. "I saw you play out there-- you're really good. You look hot. Thirsty?" he smiled sweetly.


(GAH HE IS SOOO GAY -- I LOVE IT.)



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(a straight as a circle)


"Oh, hey raimundo, you scared me how did your tryouts go?"clay asked



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"Hee hee, I made Captain." he grinned sheepishly.



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thats great!, im really happy for you! ,clay said with a smile "i heard there was going to be a pep ralley today."

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"A pep ralley on the first day of school? NEEEAATT!" Raimundo squealed. "Do...you wanna sit together♥ ?"

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sure!, clay said happyly " but do you know what time its at?"

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"No idea, I don't have a watch on..." Raimundo said apologetically. "We could go to the office and ask where we're supposed to be?"

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Katnappe curled her hand into a fist."Grrr.That whore's hittn' on my man.erm em hm!"she walked back into the school after she was finished spying on them"I will get him back!"


MEANWHILE


Le Mime was writing "haha" on pices of paper while watching sexual harrament videos in his office when he spotted Rosie out in the field.He shook his head thinking"Too much abuse."He went to the field and hauled her into his office.


(I made her revaporate!)



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(Rosie gonna get date raped by a mime!)


 


Meanwhile, Chase was practicing being cool in the hallways when he saw Katnappe walking by. He flipped his hair back and did some random cool pose you would see from an 80's teen movie.



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"OMG! JOHN TRAVOLTA!" Pandabubba squealed as he tackled Chase. "I always knew you would smell like beef and cheese," Pandabubba whispered into Chase's ear. "Ssh, i'm gonna make your dreams come true," Pandabubba said as he covered Chaes's mouth so he couldn't scream.

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"OMG! JOHN TRAVOLTA!" Pandabubba squealed as he tackled Chase. "I always knew you would smell like beef and cheese," Pandabubba whispered into Chase's ear. "Ssh, i'm gonna make your dreams come true," Pandabubba said as he covered Chaes's mouth so he couldn't scream.



"Screw Blondie I want the sexy Guy."Ashley pulled out her claws and started scratching pandabubba while yelling"HE'S MY MAN!"It would almost be funny be it not so creepy.


(I shudder to think about that.)


MEANWHILE AGAIN


Le mime had somehow heard Rosie's though and got offended.He only did that to people who didn't need his help!



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"Cat fight!" Chase screeched as Pandabubba grabbed Ashley's hair. Ashley leaned back to scratch Pandabubba and cursed when he pulled out his chainsaw/bazooka. "****." BOOM!

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"Cat fight!" Chase screeched as Pandabubba grabbed Ashley's hair. Ashley leaned back to scratch Pandabubba and cursed when he pulled out his chainsaw/bazooka. "****." BOOM!


"You Bitch!You wrecked my hair!GAHH!!!"at this point she was just ballistic.(sp?)Ashley just flipped out on Pandabubba using her cheerleader moves.mixed with kung-fu"I will have my man you whore!I WILL KILL YOU!"her eye was starting to witch.

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"SUPERROBOTHYPERFORCETEAMGO!" Monkeys exploded out of Pandabubba's head. "Attack, minions of poo!" Pandabubba screeched. The monkeys laughed and threw poo at Ashley. Chase fainted from the smell.

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"Kuma Kuma Kuma Kuma Kuma Kuma CAT!"She then turned into a giant teddy bear(Code lyoko)"Watashi hitotsu Kyojin Kuma!!!"she knows japanese?!"Baka!Watashi Nikushimi anata yarou!Anata tako hentaisha!!!!!!!"she was calling him a stupid bastard that she hated and called him a pererted octopus"Shuaku saru, geppu chi kara anata kuchi kyojin baishunfu!"Monstrous monkies,Burp blood from your mouth giant whore"Watashi neru anata Chase so****e watashi ishi korosu are kyobo suru mesuinu"I love you chase and I will kill that conniving bitch"Sayonara"Kuma lunged at Pandabubba and tried suffocating it in it's soft fluff...or at least put him to sleep

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Pandabubba fell asleep, and chase sighed with relief. unknown to them, soemthing stirred in Pandabubba....."HIDY HO!" "Mr.Hanky?!" Chase fainted again. "I'm usually full of Christmas spirit, but you just had to feed me corn!" Mr. Hanky charged towards Ashley, a huge ass sword in his hand.

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