"Does Rosie have to smack a hoe?" She said blankly. "You'll do class things like the rest of the freshmen. Unless you give me money. Or gay porn. Or both."
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"Uh, I'm like not a freshman! I'm a junior!" said Kimiko. "And as for gay porn and money, here you go." she handed her $50 and the link to a website. "Now, can I go?"
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Rosie locked herself in her office and commence on looking up Claymundo and Chack smut fanfiction, leaving the otehrs to do whatever the hell they wanted.
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Kimiko decided to go see if there was anything interesting happening elsewere in the school. (She didn't realy need the time off from Gym, she could do her homework in her sleep!) So she went to see if there were any new freshment to coerce into joining the chess club.
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Jack put on the head of his costume"ugh, I hate orientation"
(meanwhile clay was)
Clay realized that he was still handcuffed to Raimundo,as he turned to the she-male,"um,how do'ya think were gonna do this?"making a notion to the cuffs.
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Raimundo blushed when he saw their two hands still stuck together through the cuffs.
"I..uh...I dunno. I like have to go to the gym for tryouts, it's really important..." he said. "Where....where do you have to be? Do you think we can like...saw it in half or somthing?"
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Raimundo secretly didn't mind being handcuffed to this guy, but he knew there would be no way he could try out for chearleading with him weighing him down.
"I think we should, but I cna't say I have any suggestions." He said apologetically. He thought a moment. "You said....your name was Clay, right?" he asked tmidly.
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(I realize that, I'm having a "being shut out of covo moment" XD This happens to me a lot.) "I quit! Figure it out yourself, loovbirds!" and with that, Kimiko stormed off, leving the two oblivious (and as far as she was concerned, highly stupid) boys behind, to make googly eyes at eachother.
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"sniff...I...I guess I'll just have to miss tryouts...a-and...I'll end up unpopluar and hated...like....some sort of math leat nerd. I can't even SPELL math leat! And then I'll be a losr for the rest of my l-life!!!" He wailed before bursting into tears.
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"A-and now y-your t-trying your h-hardest to fix everything and I'm j-just sitting here usless-l-like and c-crying and you're g-gonna miss y-your football tryingouts and it's m-my f-f-f-fault!!!"
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just then a light clicked in Clays head"hey how about we go explain to the coach and see if we can have a little extra time to get out of this mess,before tryouts?"
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Suddnly Clay and Raimundo heard purring and saw a ball of yarn roll by"Looks like you two got the cufs out early!"Ashley was going into hysterical laughter"You know I think I could Help!Claws are useful for opening locks.My house lock,your house lock,My locker,your locker,my room,your room.That kinda stuff."Ashley flared out her claws and placed one in the keyhole turned it a bit and the cuffs popped off."Now you go make those tryouts stud"she winked at clay and left
The bean dude came up to a bored Les Mime
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Raimundo squealed happily as the mysterious heroine walked off after freeing him and Clay from the cuffs. Though he was slightly adjiteated with her flirting with Clay, he let it pass. Now they could get to their tryingouts!
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Ashley was already at the tryouts when she saw raimundo"Are you a boy or just an extremely awkardly femine(sp?) girl.Because I'm not sure anymore."Ashley was yawning because how eas she thought it would be to beat this it in tryouts
(am I being a good Katnappe?)
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"If you must know, his parents told me he changed his sex. he was once a cute little girl named....Pacha!" Pandabubba yelled. "And he's got serious moves, yo," Pandabubba said as he used his bonoculars to look for one red headed team mascot......"I found you my cherry blossum!" Pandabubba threw the binoculars, knocking Raimundo out as he streaked for a screaming Jack.
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jack saw Pandabubba running toward him"NO!!!! NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!"he ran as fast as he could down the field.(chase would be really helpful right now,hint, hint)
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"Wow that's pretty sad.Well this should be hella tight.(Always wanted to say that)"She gave a short little walk to the tryouts..."WHAT!!!He-Got-The-Position!?"Just because of her little conversation with the pricipal she was late for tryouts which made her less likely to be captain.
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"No, i do!" Pandabubba somersaulted and landed perfectly in front of the cheerleading squad. 8...9...-4? "What the?!" The cheerleader smiled nervously. "Detention for life!" Pandabubba yelled. The cheerleader squealed as she fell down the trap door pit. "You, i just don't like you!" Pandabubba pointed at another cheerleader. She screamed as she fell. "But, Mr. Pandabubba...." "What did i tell you to call me?!" "Mr. Happypants...you don't have any moves." "Watch this!" Pandabubba jumped up, tripped on his own foot, and hit his head on the corner. "I'll get it," some random hobo said as he shoved Pandabubba out of the way. "Why Elricco Sauve!?" Pandabubba yelled out.
-- Edited by crazyjackluver at 18:57, 2006-09-16
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"Wow the only thing here that is not crazy is the Insane Asylum"Ashley was completely annoyed with the lack of logical thinking on the school.The only one she liked was Clay
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