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EARTH WORM CLAY

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RE: The Xiaolin Chronicles


Rosie narrowed her eyes and stood up.


"Does Rosie have to smack a hoe?" She said blankly. "You'll do class things like the rest of the freshmen. Unless you give me money. Or gay porn. Or both."



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"Uh, I'm like not a freshman! I'm a junior!" said Kimiko. "And as for gay porn and money, here you go." she handed her $50 and the link to a website. "Now, can I go?"

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Rosie locked herself in her office and commence on looking up Claymundo and Chack smut fanfiction, leaving the otehrs to do whatever the hell they wanted.

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Kimiko decided to go see if there was anything interesting happening elsewere in the school. (She didn't realy need the time off from Gym, she could do her homework in her sleep!) So she went to see if there were any new freshment to coerce into joining the chess club.

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Meanwhile, Chase had someone bumbled his way into the gym.


"...this isn't the cafeteria..." he mumbled before shaking it off. He was too cool and sinister to care anyway.



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(meanwhile because im bored and lazy)


Jack put on the head of his costume"ugh, I hate orientation"


(meanwhile clay was)


Clay realized that he was still handcuffed to Raimundo,as he turned to the she-male,"um,how do'ya think were gonna do this?"making a notion to the cuffs.



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Raimundo blushed when he saw their two hands still stuck together through the cuffs.


"I..uh...I dunno. I like have to go to the gym for tryouts, it's really important..." he said. "Where....where do you have to be? Do you think we can like...saw it in half or somthing?"



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"Yah, I ahve football tryouts,they important to,hehe."Clay said rubbing the back o his head,"You think we should find someone to help?"

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Kimiko was headed down the halway, when she saw Skirt boy and the big blond guy from her home ec. class, standing in the hall, handcuffed together.

"You guys want some help?" she asked


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Raimundo secretly didn't mind being handcuffed to this guy, but he knew there would be no way he could try out for chearleading with him weighing him down.


"I think we should, but I cna't say I have any suggestions." He said apologetically. He thought a moment. "You said....your name was Clay, right?" he asked tmidly.



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he nodded"Thats me,and your Raimundo,right?"he asked, holdding uot his hand in a friendly guesture.

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"Um, hellooooo! Are you guys deaf? I said, do you need some help?" asked Kimiko.

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Raimundo smiled and Took his hand and shook it.


"Yup, that's me." He said sweetly. "So...you're trying out for football? You look like you'd be good at it." He said, sparking a conversation.


(Kimiko, we're having a Claymundo moment, so they're out-zoning you. Don't make me slap you in the name of all that is Fangirl! XD)



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(I realize that, I'm having a "being shut out of covo moment" XD This happens to me a lot.)

"I quit! Figure it out yourself, loovbirds!" and with that, Kimiko stormed off, leving the two oblivious (and as far as she was concerned, highly stupid) boys behind, to make googly eyes at eachother.


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"I've been play'in ever sence I could pick up a football!!"he gloated."I figured you were a cheerleader!,you remind me of one."

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"Well, as a matter of fact, that's what I was going to try out for today." He grinned.


And then rosie got smacked for making tryouts on the first day of school, when in reality they're done during summer. xD



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"Oh, well I hope you make the team,or even get to the tryouts."he said looking down at the cuffs.

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Raimundo looked down at the cuff again.


Sigh...


How the heck were they goning to separate?


What if...


"Does this school have a woodshop?" He asked.



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" um, I really dont know,maybe we should ask around,someones got to know."Clay said getting the idea.

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Raimundo nodded.


"I....don't know anyone at this school and see anyone we could ask, though." he admitted.



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"well,this must be our chance to introduce ourselfs,come on."Clay said as he dragged Raimunod with him to the first person he saw.

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Raimundo saighed as he alloud himself to be dragged forcfully down the hallway by the larger boy.


They ran into...CHASE! Who magically wasn't in the gym anymore. O_o



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"hey, I know this sounds kind of werid but,can you tell me where the shop class is?its kind of important."Clay pleeded(sp?)



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Chase eyed the two....boys...or....boy and thing...quizically before speaking.


"It's not cool to talk to freshmen. Nor is it cool to be handcuffed."



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"I dont care! its really important!"Clay said a little frustrated(sp?)

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Chase stuck his fingers in his ears.


"NANANANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M NOT LISTENING NANANA!!!"



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Clay groaned and continued to walk down the hall."The nerve of some people!,can you belive it!?"he asked Raimundo.

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Raimundo shrugged.


"That guy looked like he was...like 30 or somthing." He said.



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Clay walked down the hall until he was a teacher,"I know a teacher will help!"

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"Clay..." Raimundo said quietly. "...A teacher is the one who did this to us in the first place."

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clay stopped dead"your right, what good will that do?"he turned to face Rai "What are we gonna do?"

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"I...have no idea." He felt his face grow hot.


"sniff...I...I guess I'll just have to miss tryouts...a-and...I'll end up unpopluar and hated...like....some sort of math leat nerd. I can't even SPELL math leat! And then I'll be a losr for the rest of my l-life!!!" He wailed before bursting into tears.



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Clay backed away slightly,"um, it will be okay,Raimundo,I'll fix this okay!"

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Raimundo's bawling didn't sease.


"A-and now y-your t-trying your h-hardest to fix everything and I'm j-just sitting here usless-l-like and c-crying and you're g-gonna miss y-your football tryingouts and it's m-my f-f-f-fault!!!"



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just then a light clicked in Clays head"hey how about we go explain to the coach and see if we can have a little extra time to get out of this mess,before tryouts?"



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(Can I be the football coach?)

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i think rosie is,i dont know



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Oh, yeah, sorry.

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Rosie is looking at porn, you can be the substitute if you want.

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XD Ok

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Suddnly Clay and Raimundo heard purring and saw a ball of yarn roll by"Looks like you two got the cufs out early!"Ashley was going into hysterical laughter"You know I think I could Help!Claws are useful for opening locks.My house lock,your house lock,My locker,your locker,my room,your room.That kinda stuff."Ashley flared out her claws and placed one in the keyhole turned it a bit and the cuffs popped off."Now you go make those tryouts stud"she winked at clay and left


The bean dude came up to a bored Les Mime



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Raimundo squealed happily as the mysterious heroine walked off after freeing him and Clay from the cuffs. Though he was slightly adjiteated with her flirting with Clay, he let it pass. Now they could get to their tryingouts!

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Ashley was already at the tryouts when she saw raimundo"Are you a boy or just an extremely awkardly femine(sp?) girl.Because I'm not sure anymore."Ashley was yawning because how eas she thought it would be to beat this it in tryouts


 


(am I being a good Katnappe?)



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"If you must know, his parents told me he changed his sex. he was once a cute little girl named....Pacha!" Pandabubba yelled. "And he's got serious moves, yo," Pandabubba said as he used his bonoculars to look for one red headed team mascot......"I found you my cherry blossum!" Pandabubba threw the binoculars, knocking Raimundo out as he streaked for a screaming Jack.

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jack saw Pandabubba running toward him"NO!!!! NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!"he ran as fast as he could down the field.(chase would be really helpful right now,hint, hint)

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"Wow that's pretty sad.Well this should be hella tight.(Always wanted to say that)"She gave a short little walk to the tryouts..."WHAT!!!He-Got-The-Position!?"Just because of her little conversation with the pricipal she was late for tryouts which made her less likely to be captain.

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Raimundo quickly dashed into the gym to see a row of cheerleaders that seemed to be standing around doing nothing.


"Am I....late?" He asked, exasporated.


"Not really," a random blonde cheerleader said. "We were just discussing who has to be captain. No one really wan'ts the job, so--"


"I WANNA BE CAPTAIN!" Raimundo snapped quickly.



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"No, i do!" Pandabubba somersaulted and landed perfectly in front of the cheerleading squad. 8...9...-4? "What the?!" The cheerleader smiled nervously. "Detention for life!" Pandabubba yelled. The cheerleader squealed as she fell down the trap door pit. "You, i just don't like you!" Pandabubba pointed at another cheerleader. She screamed as she fell. "But, Mr. Pandabubba...." "What did i tell you to call me?!" "Mr. Happypants...you don't have any moves." "Watch this!" Pandabubba jumped up, tripped on his own foot, and hit his head on the corner. "I'll get it," some random hobo said as he shoved Pandabubba out of the way. "Why Elricco Sauve!?" Pandabubba yelled out.

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"Wow the only thing here that is not crazy is the Insane Asylum"Ashley was completely annoyed with the lack of logical thinking on the school.The only one she liked was Clay

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clay sat on one of the benches waiting to tryout all he could think was"Fotball!!!I wanna play foot ball!!!


(a coach would be helpful, and sorry for not posting for a while i was busy moving.!)



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