The Xiaolin Chronicles

The_Double_K · Veteran Member

RE: The Xiaolin Chronicles

avi17 · Senior Member

Doubtful.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

Um... hi. I was sent here by Avi, and told by her as well that Bufi said I could be Kimiko? So I'm feeling like this:

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

Well, because I have no life, and I have been waiting all day to post something as Kim: here goes!

Kmiko was walking to her next class: Home ec. *shudder* It wouldn't be that bad, if it weren't for Chase Young and his gang of "coolness" especialy Hanibal Bean. Could anything be worse? She had just reached the door, when her idiot detector went off.

She groaned and looked down at the screen: all 5 dots were iluminated. The "Cool Gang" was aparently somewhere near by... and four lights that she didn't remember instaling were also flashing. That meant that there was such a high concentration of idiots that her detector was overloading. Oh yeah, she remembered, it's freshman orientation day.

So, how'd I do?

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

Great!,no one loves the bean....

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Moron, don't compliment people on posts without posting somthign yourself, you're waisting RP space!

You did good. ^^

Whose the bean again? o_o

+ahem+

Raimundo rose his hand to be excused to go to the restroom, but realising he was asking a rock for permission, he just got up and left the room. IN all honesty, he didn't have to go to the restroom at all, he just didn't enjoy the awkward feeling of being next to Ms. Swartzenager in the room.

He bent over to get a drink from a waterfountain.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

Kimiko's idiot detector suddenly began to smoke. This was bad. She looked around the halway and saw the only possible cause: a- uh boy? girl?-drinking from the drinking fountain.

"You idiot!" she began to yell, "You broke my idiot detector, now I won't be able to avoid idiots, and I'll be forced to mingle with the likes of you!"

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

shut up whore!

Clay goofally(sp?)walked down the halls,tyring to find someone to tell him where the gym was,hen he stoped a person at the waterfountian.

Enter Claymundo!

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Raimundo's head shot up when he heard an unfamiliar girl start to yell at him. He blinked stupidly and stared as she rambled on onaomthing about a detector or disinfector....he wasn't really listening. He was distracted when he saw a tall, blonde, handsome stranger walk towards him down the hall. He felt his jaw fall slightly agape.

Who was that gorgeious hunk of man-meat?

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

Unfortunately for all of them, one seriously ticked Kimiko was not through yelling at the water fountain boy. And when the tall blonde kid walked up, she just included him in her rant too. "Now I'm late for home ec. and I'm going to fail, or worse, have to work with somebody dumb like Chase or something! And it's all your fault! Jerks!" She dashed off, in a huff, to her home ec. class.

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

(the whore remark was directed towards Rosie)

Clay shook his head what?...who?,when he turned back to the stranger."un exuse me miss,er whatever,could you tell me where the Gym is?"clay said bashfully

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

(can I make up a teacher?)

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

Sure!,just try to make your teacher teach nothing at all helpful to learning.

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Raimundo blinked.

Was he talking to him?

He couldn't help but giggle slightly at the bashfulness in the stranger's voice.

"Actually," he began. "I'm new here, too, so I'm not really sure...but I think it's over there somewhere," he said, eyeing an exit to the right. "I could help you find it, if you want..."

Raimundo did his best to flash his cutest (and gayest) smile.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

(belive me, she's as useless as they come...)

"BOY and ah-er KID IN A SKIRT!" Yelled a lady with horibly bright pink hair, who was wearing a space suite. "Get to class now!" when both students looked at her, she assumed that they wee in her class, so she said: "Oh! I get it! You're in my class! Come along then!" and she took them by the backs of the shirts, and draged them off down the hall, to the home ec. class.

Dropping them in a pile, in the entrance to the classroom, she surveyed the room. Finally she shook her head: they all looked like a buch of loonies. She unziped her space suite, and steped out of it, shoving it under her desk, for later use. underneath the space suite, she wore a beige bussines suite and skirt. realizing that that outfit also made no sense, she began to pull those clothes off as well.

By now, most of the guys in the room were staring at her, with mouths open. However, much to their dissapoinment, she was fully clothed undeneath her suite, and it turned out that she was actualy wearing a warm-up suite.

Turning to the class, she said: "My name is Valali Lilong, and I will be your home ec teacher, this year. Mr.Fung, who was supposed to teach this class fell off a boat, while whale watching, in the sahara desert, and has not been heard from since.

Now, children, take your seats!"

(Told you so!)

-- Edited by Elecktrikfeather at 03:30, 2006-09-01

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Raimundo's heart dropped. Nuuu....what the heck kind of class is this, anyway? He turned. At least the blonde guy was in class with him. He opened his mouth to say somthing, but was interupted by whoever is posting next XD.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Stop talking, kid in a skirt!" Yelled Ms. Lilong. "They called me in from the outer rings of saturn just to teach you home ec! You should be gratefull, not yappy! You hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!" She screamed at the class.

avi17 · Senior Member

"Yo, if it ain't skirt boy again." Said the black boy from earlier. "Shoulda known you'd be in this class."

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Raimundo blinked and nodded before turning to the kid earlier and giving a weak smile. Swallowing, he lifted his hand meekly and asked,

"M-ma'am...may I please be excused for the rest of my life?"

-- Edited by roundarosie at 03:39, 2006-09-01

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"WHAT?!" Ms. Lilong's ear-splitting shriek temporarily deffened everyone in the room, (except Chase, who was too bussy being oblivious) and she used this oportunity to grab skirt boy again, and hand-cuff him to a desk, with hand-cuffs that had fallen out of thin air.

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

Clay was to scarred to talk,more aless defend the girl/boy he and met.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"And you!" She rounded on Clay. "You are in so much trouble!" Pulling another pair of handcuffs out of thin air, she cuffed him to skirt boy.

avi17 · Senior Member

Jermaine, on the other hand, crumpled a piece of notebook paper and threw it basketball-style at the teacher's head. It bounced off her hair rather dramatically before landing in the garbage can.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

The place where the papre had hit Ms. Lilong shimered for a second, then a flower poped out of her hair, causing several students to scream in terror. "Now Children, today we will be making bean dip." she looked around the room, untill she spotted Hanibal, who was hanging out with Wuya and Chase. "Ah! One of the ingredients has escaped!"

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

the bean cowared"ahh! no chase save me, from that craz-im mean im cool"

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Get back here, you talking ingredient!" Yelled Ms. Lilong, chaseing the bean around the classroom. The flower in her hair withered and died, and she plucked it, and chucked it at Jermain. "You! Paper throwing kid! Help me catch this stupid ingredient!"

-- Edited by Elecktrikfeather at 04:10, 2006-09-01

cyborg buffi · im actually not a big kakairu fan...

(this is it for me tonight)

The bean screamed and slid threw a crack and escaped her grasp.

-- Edited by cyborg buffi at 04:12, 2006-09-01

avi17 · Senior Member

Jermaine raised a pierced eyebrow and replied, "Yo, how 'bout not." He sat back down, but it then occured to him that getting a member of Chase's gang cooked into a Home Ec. project would definitely be a score for his own gang. Hopping out of his desk, he joined the chase.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Ahah!" She said, "I knew you would make the right choice!" However, the bean was far more manuverable than they, and he managed to escape, traumatized, but unscathed.

"Darn it!" Yelled Ms. Lilong. "I've always wanted to make bean dip with a talking bean! That way I could talk to my food!" turning to Jermain, she pulled out some handcuffs, and cuffed him to a lamp.

avi17 · Senior Member

"Yo, what gives, lady?!" He struggled to pull himself off, but (of course) failed, because Saturn handcuffs are amazing like that.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"You all fail! F--! None of you can even begin the year right! Why me?! Why do I always get the problem kids?! WHy are my students always crazy?!" Wailed Ms. Lilong

avi17 · Senior Member

Turning as best he could to the skirt-wearing boy, while still having his hands cuffed to the lamp, he asked, "Man, can you believe this lady?!"

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Did I say you could talk?!" Yelled Ms. Lilong, "I need backup..."

Going over to Kimiko, who was in the corner, fixing her idiot detector, she grabed her cellphone. (Kimiko, who had just gotten her ID fixed, when Ms. Lilong came over; shreiked in rage, as the ID exploded into a million pieces. Guess who was to blame for this?)

As Kimiko raged, Ms. Lilong made a few phone calls. within two seconds, there were two more people in the room with them. Albert (who was the secretary, and actualy a woman) and Dojo, the janitor.

"Fix them!" Yelled Ms. Lilong.

"Uh" said Dojo, "I'm just here to clean the floors..."

"And I'm here to collect the atendance..."

"Oh... Well then... Students, class dismissed!"

-- Edited by Elecktrikfeather at 04:34, 2006-09-01

-- Edited by Elecktrikfeather at 04:36, 2006-09-01

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Raimundo whimpered as he quietly stood up to leave as soon as he could, only to realize he was hanccuffed to that beefy manmeat he had met earlier.

AND NOW FOR SOMTHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

Chase was swimming down the halls (In reality he was walking, but he was doing it so cool like walking wouldn't justify him so I used swimming instead because it's cool) when he took his comb out and slicked back his hair. He flashed a grin at some random students walking to class before cooly turning into the next building for gym.

I AM THE GYM TEACHER :D

sockcontainer · ...and the pickles...

I wanted to join, but Buffi and Rosie are hogging the characters I know how to play. D:

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

FINE, chose one of mine, I don't care which.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

(Hey!)
"Give me back my phone!" Kimiko grabed her phone, and dashed out of home ec. running down the hall, where she promptly collided with Chase, who was doing some kind of strange little walk down the hall way.

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Chase turned his head when he say an asian kid walk down the hallway.

INSERT FONZIE POSE!

"'eeeeyyyyyyyy...!" He said as cool as he could because THAT IS WHAT HE IIIS!!!!

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

Kimiko groaned; if that stupid so-called teacher hadn't broken her ID, she could have avoided Chase, but because she had... "Hi Chase!" She said, in a strained voice, with a huge, fake smile plastered on her face.

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Chase ceased his Fonze pose and gave a cool glance at Kimiko.

"What're you doin, Kimiko? Here to look cool standing by me? That's alright, I don't blame you."

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Um, right, sure! Y'know, that's exactly what I'm doing! I thought that maybe you'd help me be cooler if I gave you this really juicy piece of info! They moved the gym to the other side of the school, this morning!" She grinned, Chase was such an easy target!

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Chase blinked.

"What do you think I am, stupid?" he said plainly. "Oh course I knew they moved the gym...becuase...uh...I told them to! I'm just that cool!" he grinned and did another fonzie.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Oh darn!" Said kimiko, pouting. "I should have known that you'd know! Oh well, I'll see you in class, I just have to go to my locker!" with that, she waved, and dashed off. Giggling hystericaly.

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Chase grinned. Turning, he began walking the opposite way before stopping himself.

"What am I doing? Gym isn't cool...I think I'll go loiter in the lunchroom!" he laughed before cooly walking off...all cool-like.

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

Meanwhile, Kimiko got to the real Gym, and saw... (rosie: the gym teacher, if you please! XD)

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

"SON OF A BI--" Rosie spat before falling on her face in the gym. Sh ehad just made her way out of her closet of happpy ready por....colouring books and eating candy when the door magically slid open and she plumited out.

Blinking, she rubbed her head and looked idiotically at the row of students dressed in sweats in rows.

"....thaf*ck you lookin' at?" she mumbled at the gawkers,

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Uh, our Gym teacher? Duh." said kimiko, who was the only kid, not waering sweats. "Look, I need study out privalege, you know, for my AP Honnors Super Plus Goop Study Class. I'm just here to check in." she said, with her hands on her hips.

roundarosie · EARTH WORM CLAY

Rosie blinked and tried her best to shun off the horrible hangover lingering on her pounding head. Sitting up, she looked narrow-eyed at the row of students, particualry at this rude asian girl who for some reason seemed ot piss her off.

"Way to live up to your steriotype, twinkie." she mumbled, completely oblivious to how inapropriate she was sounding, though I doubt she would care even if she could tell.

She needed a drink. Or a cigarette. Which was weird, because she didn't smoke. She just had the urdge to stab somthing with a lit cigarette.

Before she could finish her last thought, she burst out laughing due to the fact at that very moment she had just remembered a scene from the George Lopez show when he met his sister and f*cked everyhting up, even though in the end everything turned out okay.

....haha, George.

....

...where was she again?

(In case you're wondering...this is how I think on weekdays -__-; )

Elecktrikfeather · Senior Member

"Blah-Blah-Blah! Can I go, or not, Beyach?" Said Kimiko, shifting her weight to the other hip. "Y'know, I don't even know why I came here, It's not like you can actually have anything important to say; I mean, you're what: drunk? Stoned? Both?" she huffed.

"Y'know, I'm just gonna leave!" and so she did.

(I actually act like that some times *w* I'm playing kimiko like myself, when I'm PMSing or just really ticked off >< )

-- Edited by Elecktrikfeather at 22:44, 2006-09-02

crazyjackluver · Thats my daddy!!

Pandabubba glared at Clay. he must be a pot smoker, he thought as he tied his shoes to his ears. "I must stop this drug.....thingy!" he yelled as he skipped down the hall, completely naked except for his shoes.